woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

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majinpoop:

i made fun of this dude who had thick eyebrows and his comeback was “i stole yours” 

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

roses are red

violets are blue

i dont even remember the actual version of this poem anymore 

(via lady-cresta)

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liam-loves-niall:

one-durexion-condoms:

stylishirish:

niall can’t be turning 19 

he’s niall horan he’s sixteen and he’s from mullingar in the midlands of ireland

he wants to sell out arenas and make an album and work with some of the best artists in the world 

to add to the feels

^WHY

(via x-asdfghjkl-x)

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bikinimybottom:

did you guys know we had a ‘best booty’ category in my school yearbook

(via sourpatchmoms)

DIVERGENT MOVIE RELEASE DATE: MARCH 21ST 2014 

booksarealwaysthere:

(Source: thedivergenttrilogy.com, via itrisprior)